Old man in a big truck.

I was driving behind a huge pick-up truck once. It had a king cab, a long bed, 4 wheel drive and a camper - and on the tailgate, these things were neatly painted:

"We need another Hazel." (Referring to a particularly strong hurricane that wiped out most of the homes on the local beaches, back in the 50s..)

"Your body - use it or lose it."

"Join the 80 club."

"I brake for turtles."

"God bless America."

"Keep on truckin'."

"No NC lottery."

"I drove a truck in North Africa in WWII."